james and the giant pronoun
do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis
what i eat in a day as a hungry hungry hippo:
- marbles
good post. lot of heart
Thank you for believing in me
*me when my failed clone that came out half the size of me and aged 10x as quickly due to a miscalculation of the biomass needed and numerous genetic errors escapes my basement lab during a romantic dinner and my date sees it and asks what the fuck that thing is* "oh, little old me?"
"we need water you can eat. we need water composed primarily of minerals. we need water that calcifies you where you stand. water should not be water. water should be limescale." - the south of england
water should GRIND YOUR TEETH DOWN TO NOTHING. water should make you CHOKE ON ITS MINERAL AURA. water should COVER YOUR BELONGINGS IN CHALK. water is not water. WATER is LIMESCALE.
"water is a liquid" water is a type of ROCK. water is a solid. water is not water. water is over. water is a social construct. one day only limescale will remain.
this post appears to be confusing people. let me clarify very quickly: i love hard water, and soft water is disgusting. i cannot stand the taste. i've just been going through the limescale horrors recently.
I myself am a fan of the tea bones







